You know the drill, I presume?
Then beg for it, mortals.
True. But it could also attract the wrong crowd. Also, how does a curious passerby to this chronicle know that I'm not an actual vampire merely pretending to be a fake? Hmm?
Anyway, you've commented here as per the conditions. Would you like to read what's contained within? I assure you, it won't jam up your Friends Page. I only post about once a week.